Some rage now and then in a random LFD group makes things interesting. As said before, I’m focusing on my Rogue at the moment, and I switched to Assassination for PVE purposes. Meaning I have unbelievable crap daggers, making my DPS meh. Not bad, just meh.
So I wanted a new dagger (heroic 463). Enter Scarlet Halls, because rumor has it there is a nice dagger to be found over there.
Scarlet Halls, the home of Armsmaster Harlan, a big bad boss that is so easy to kill, if you are not brain dead. At some points in the fight, he does an attack called Blades of Light, making him swirl through the room spinning an attack. You see the attack coming miles away, so you move up the stairs, wait a bit until he moves up, and then jump down. Nothing fancy right?
Wrong. For some reason, the people in my party yesterday didn’t manage to get the jumping down part, and wiped time after time, making me the only man standing.
So after two wipes because people just didn’t have a clue I told them what to do. Not in the most friendly way, but firm as in stop sucking please.
The Paladin in the group then felt it necessary to link recount, showing him as top DPS, and me in third. Not surprising, seeing as I have shit daggers and haven’t been really lucky with heroic gear drops lately.
Of course I told him that his 50k DPS didn’t really matter seeing how he died 40 seconds into the fight. I also told him he could have 100k DPS and it still wouldn’t matter if he kept on sucking and dying to attacks advertised 2 years in advance.
It then got ugly real fast, insults flying all around. I was still dead on the floor at the time, didn’t feel the need to run in and do all this crap again with people to stupid to jump … argh.
So at one point they kicked the healer, god knows why, and waited for a replacement.
I then got real ninjaah sneaky, and initiated a vote kick on the Paladin with the reason ‘Kick rogue noob pls’. With all the people in LFD these days being brain dead they all clicked accept without reading proper, and tadaa, the Paladin got his ass kicked out of the dungeon. Man the epic of that moment was golden.
I’m really at the verge of snapping one of these days. The amount of fucking retards you encounter in this game is not encouraging for the human race.
I hate running LFD. I just want my dagger, get LFR ready and leave the shit pool of LFD behind me.
I am so NOT interested in socializing anymore, I hate seeing other players in a zone, I detest having to endure other people around a mob or a quest hub, and I especially wish I could gank / kill / grief my own faction in this game.
From now on, and this is a fucking promise, I will grief the shit out of everything. I will play the Rogue class to the extreme. I will be selfish, anti-social, rude and annoying all the way. I will be the personification of the WOW community as it is today.